Lol. Just... Lol.

Republicans
Circle I Limbo

The Pope
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists, Democrats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Steve Jobs
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Barack Obama
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Andrew
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Society as a Whole

Hello readers that stumble upon this unread and unheard of blog; I am back for an important topic.
Today, a man's life and legacy is not outlined by his strength, forthcomings, blessings, achievements and accomplishment's in his life; in fact the complete OPPOSITE is apparent, he is put down for his shortcomings, weaknesses, devilish deeds and wrong-doings in his life. That is wrong. Now, how does this, a rant on society and life in this modern neo-futuristic world we call a home, relate to the internet? Well, here is your internet relation. I hear lot of bitchings on Super Moderators and moderators in general because they seem dominant. Oh well. get over it, they have authority over you, cry them a river while you are being banned by them.


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Internet's Biggest Flunks #1 : YouTube

You people still check this site? Wow, I'm flattered.

Quoted from Wikipedia [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youtube] (minor editing)

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YouTube is a video sharing website where users can upload, view and share video clips. Three former PayPal employees created YouTube in February 2005. In November 2006, YouTube, LLC was bought by Google Inc. for US$1.65 billion, and is now operated as a subsidies of Google. The company is based in San Bruno, California, and uses Adobe Flash Video technology to display a wide variety of user-generated user content, including movie clips, TV Music Clips, as well as amateur content such as video blogging and short original videos. Most of the content on YouTube has been uploaded by individuals, although media corporations including CBS and the BBC and other organizations offer some of their material via the site. clips, and

Unregistered users can watch the videos, while registered users are permitted to upload an unlimited number of videos. Accounts of registered users are called "channels".

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Well, sites such as YouTube, WikiPedia, Google, Skype and many others are nearly impossible now-a-days to NOT hear about in daily life or in the media outlets, local or not. The advancements in technology an d the internet have been amazing, and it's had it's set-backs.

Now, I will try to point out how YouTube is a big flunk on the internet, in a sensible manner, in different "examples", or points, which can be easily counter-argued if people have a different opinion they could present their arguement easily, most likely at one point.


Example 1:
Google buying out Youtube

Enough said, and I could leave it at that, but that wouldn't make a topic. As of late, YouTube has been owned by Google. That's right, a search engine site owns YouTube, a media phenomem on the internet. Not to make a point on how Google apparently is trying to make a monopoly on the internet (which is illegal in the States), they are makin' some changes on Youtube.

The original owners of YouTube were all good. Occasional updates, all of which helped. Heck, they even pulled off some nice jokes on us. (Rick Roll April 1st, anyone?) Now, with the Google Overlords over the Tube, the community has to deal with the constant maintenance of the site. These including updates that don't do CRAP... (including all the new buttons to make a shortcut to HQ and HD...), and with these constant flunky, clunky, and stupid updates, it brings me to my next Example.

Example 2:
Bugs

More and more, I keep getting annoyed by all the stupid bugs/glitches that ruin trying to watch on even how to do something on the computer using Windows Movie Maker...I mean, it shows the actual coding or whatever on what makes the videos run. If I wanted acient blocks of text of coding, I'd refer to the [post="http://www.byond.com/docs/ref/"]DM reference page[/post].

Now, not to whine over small things, lets move to the (quite possibly and arguably) biggest issue and problem on YouTube right now...

Example 3:
WMG.

Once again, enough said. These guys want to ruin your video, to put it in stupid terms. Sure, they own the music, but it's not like people are making money of the videos, honestly. ( Unless their Tube Partners )

But, no, Tacoon, there is hope! A light at the end of the tunnel, basically, AudioSwap's terrible Indie Rock tracks will lead you to the way of safe, legal music!


Seriously, YouTube, get your act together. I've made my point, now you make yours. Everybody is sick of the stupid changes. (Not to mention your recent AdBlitz adventure)

A beginners guide to Procastination

You know guys...This guide has been in the works, but I didn't realize it would take this long, and i had some other stuff to do...

1.
Well, actually...I'll work on this when i get the time..

Yea man cuz i is gangstaaaaaa!!!111

Okay, before i even START this article, I must say a couple of things:
1.Blind Prophet came up with this idea
2.I don't know why i agreed
3.I'm not a racist.

Okay, so, for once, I tricked you people with the article's title. No, I know you people think its another internet acronym page, but it's actually about how "black people are all gangstas" (According to Blind Prophet)

I have plenty of experience with racism. Not me being the racist, but black people being racist to me. But then again, if it's a white person, its racism. Black person? Justification for what white ancestors have done to black ancestors. Not what we have done. Now, that is retarded all by itself, how, if you happen to be black, you can throw every slur in the book at anyone..But if it is vice versa, it is nothing but racism, a hate crime, and that person needs to be beaten up.

Now, not to upset Blind Prophet, but to be biased and to go off on something else, but good God almighty, i hate white racists. Stupid, retarded, gay, arrogant, ignorant are all words that can describe these people. Okay, so, over 200 years ago, white people owned black people as slaves. That is one of mankind's greatest mistakes. But now, slavery obolished, discrimination mainly taken out, they still have a stupid jerkoff who goes off on black people. Okay, explain to me?What makes you so special. You live in a trailer (not to be so steryotypical), probably drink more beer than i drink any drink, and go on about people who just happen to have a little more pigment in their skin than you. You sir, are a douche. You are not better. By thinking you are better, it makes you worse. Nice job defeating the whole purpose on commenting on different people, sherlock.

Now to go on about racist black people. Now, i use this term usely, but i consider a black person racist if they call any white person, whether they know your name or not, white boy. My friend's dad, calls me white boy, i don't hate him. But he ain't on the top of my list to bring on with a dream vacation. These people think since people have discrimanated against, gives them the right to do so back, sometimes worse, even going into violence.
Yeah, great idea! Try to solve a small portion of white's population by hating on all of the population. That's only going to get more people to hate on you, douche.

y do i have to be blown into oblivion, Tacoon?

Notice something wrong?Didn't?Douche, read the article's title.

Day by day i brink closer to the edge of insanity because of stupid people. Real life is worse than the internet, because you actually hear the big-headed, pimple-faced snob who says the retarded statement.

So here is my alternitive when real life is a little too much. When i restrain myself from smashing their skull into a concrete wall.The internet.

There is the topic of the day, a new trend, which kind of relates to my "Can i get the tyme" article.

The use of the word "y" istead of "why"
This mostly has been occuring to me on Naruto Ninja Faith. Especially when they question my decisions. Or when it is something of common sense, they are just too stupid to comprehend this. I mean, really?Your so stupid to stoop to the level of subsituting TWO LETTERS, two letters ladies and gentlemen (I know its alot, but come on, you know you could pump out less than of a second to type out those letters) for a word. So, not only you are disobeying my decisions as an administrator, your making yourself even more of an ignorant jerkoff by typing "y" over "why"..?I don't get the point. Please, beg some more. You've already earned yourself a nice old pimp slap. Keep it up and your about to earn a boot right up the cheeks.

I seriously wonder every single day, why did God make stupid people?To make normal people look intelligent?I guess without stupid people, we couldn't be considered intelligent.

What makes a "noob" a noob.

Requested by Blind Prophet

This will ALWAYS be an article-in-progress. As long as douchebags roam the internet, this article will be tweaked and updated. Until we have a team that finds said douchebags,destroys their computer,obliterates their modem/router,threatens their ISP with death threats to never let stupid people have internet,and ultimatly beat the douchebag until they cant stand, this article will be up.

Wow, i'd like to know where to start.. With so much material that these stupid people give me, i don't see how i can't come up with something.

Well...I hate to see it, i can't come up with an article about it.What makes a noob...Is like all my articles rolled up into one huge,cheap,spit on,old,nasty,messy burrito.

I can clear some things up, though:
Common misconception:Noob does NOT mean a new person.
Correction:Newbie does.

Common misconception: Being a noob DOES NOT make you cool. Apparently some guy thinks being a noob is good.
Correction:It makes you a complete douchebag for thinking so.