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Monday, July 28, 2008

What makes a "noob" a noob.

Requested by Blind Prophet

This will ALWAYS be an article-in-progress. As long as douchebags roam the internet, this article will be tweaked and updated. Until we have a team that finds said douchebags,destroys their computer,obliterates their modem/router,threatens their ISP with death threats to never let stupid people have internet,and ultimatly beat the douchebag until they cant stand, this article will be up.

Wow, i'd like to know where to start.. With so much material that these stupid people give me, i don't see how i can't come up with something.

Well...I hate to see it, i can't come up with an article about it.What makes a noob...Is like all my articles rolled up into one huge,cheap,spit on,old,nasty,messy burrito.

I can clear some things up, though:
Common misconception:Noob does NOT mean a new person.
Correction:Newbie does.

Common misconception: Being a noob DOES NOT make you cool. Apparently some guy thinks being a noob is good.
Correction:It makes you a complete douchebag for thinking so.

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