First topic

Well, you are currently on the internet, am I wrong? So, why not put my first rant about something you find more commonly then anywhere else on this planet, or dimension. Insults.

Some of them original, some funny. Majority stolen, majority not funny. I emphasize that majority part. Well, today i'm going to go at one particular insult for right now.."Get a life". Admit it, you have gotten told this insult many times. It is overused daily. And the worst part of it being overused besides the fact that its not original, nor funny, oh no, its not even true. To be honest, if you look at it from my point of view, it is funny. How, you may ask? Well, it shows some true personality and some of their traits as a human being.

First off is their ignorance, for thinking the joke is funny/original/makes you look cool. People, its the internet, no one knows you, unless they know you in real life. It wont make a difference as much if they care deeply about you, or they hate you! They havent seen you in real life, and by impossible odds against it, money says you wont.

Second, it shows how hyprocitcal you are. Yes, if you use this insult, it instantly brings you to the rank of hypocricy equal/higher than Al Gore himself.Thats if you use it once. God only knows how much you practicly talk about yourself if you use it multiple time. It shows your hypocrictical, for many of reasons. The main reason is: Your on the internet buddy. To break this down further: Your on the internet as a user, as myself, therefore making you equal to myself (I use the word myself as in im the one the insult being used on). So, that pretty much means your fighting with "yourself", depending on how you look at it. Further breaking it down: If you are saying I need a life, money ALSO says that you are on the same forum/game/whatever that im on.Once again, your slapping yourself in the face.Further breaking it down: Your spending the time of your marvelous life (If you speak about me having a life, you must have a pretty good life.) comments/chatting to me, typing out that tedious message you call an "insult"(get a life). And from personal experience, i have noticed a conversation before the insult is thrown in is almost 100% of the time, and also the person using the insult LOSING that arguement. (Internet arguements might be another topic, how would I know) So, if life, as you call it, is so great and beautiful to the point where i must go get one, why dont you go live it?I mean, i understand sharing, but, it sounds pretty good to me?

Final point: The insult overall is an epic failure, as an insult. Every human being has a life, if you dont, you wouldnt be participating in anything. If you are arguing with a computer, which obviously has no life, you have problems. As I said, 9 out of 10 your losing that arguement if you throw out that insult from that peice of garbage you call a keyboard. So therefore, if they dont have a life, your losing an arguement to A COMPUTER. And, as of now (9:30 PM central time, July 23: 2008), computers arent capable of arguing, from what i know, and if they are, they must suck at it. Horribly.